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5 edition of The vampire joke book found in the catalog.

The vampire joke book

Martyn Forrester

The vampire joke book

by Martyn Forrester

  • 334 Want to read
  • 22 Currently reading

Published by Puffin in Harmondsworth .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Vampires -- Juvenile humor.

  • Edition Notes

    Originally published as: The pain-in-the-neck joke book.

    StatementMartyn Forrester ; illustrated by Doffy Weir.
    ContributionsWeir, Doffy.
    The Physical Object
    Pagination103p. :
    Number of Pages103
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL17948451M
    ISBN 100140372032
    OCLC/WorldCa39962027

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